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I’m not obsessed with celebrity, but I feel I have a genuine connection with Paul McCartney. Admittedly, I have no musical talent, and I’d happily kill my own mother for a bacon sandwich; but I know what it’s like to get grief from a legless woman.
Coincidentally, Martin Jol has a lot in common with the former
Beatle; they’re only successful thanks to Lennon. With young Aaron back to full
fitness, Spurs receive a confident nod at 6/5 to leave Watford with three
points.
I’ve seen some tough cookies in my time, but I’ve never seen a
man bite into a hammer. Sink your teeth into the 6/1 about Jermain Defoe
netting the opener.
Chelsea have travelled to Bramall Lane twice before in the
Premiership and lost both times. In my opinion, that stat’s about as useful as
Titus Bramble. It’s fair to say that the result of the Sheffield United v
Chelsea match is a foregone conclusion; Chelsea are stone cold certainties at
4/11.
I tried replicating the match on a computer game last night, but
the PC blew up when Shevchenko shared a pitch with Danny Shittu. The Shevvy
looks a racing certainty to score at any time at even money.
Jose Mourinho has been accused of not telling the complete truth
this week, which is like accusing a bear of being hairy. With Neil Warnock on
the scene, there’s as much chance of it going off on the touchline as there is
on the pitch, I’d be lying if I said that the 5/2 for a player or manager to be
sent off wasn’t appealing.
Jamie Carragher is having sleepless nights as a result of
Liverpool’s poor start to the season; I’m also struggling to get my head down
at night. Stevie ‘overdue a transfer
request’ Gerrard is apparently unhappy with life under Benitez, the
Villa can leave Anfield with a point at 13/5.
Brett Emerton claims that morale at judi bola Blackburn is
exceptionally high thanks to Robbie Savage's practical jokes. (I particularly
like the one where he goes down clutching his face for no apparent reason.)
Blackburn will be without the hilarious blonde for the trip to a struggling
West Ham; you have to back the Rovers at 9/5.
Arsenal have announced that Cesc Fabregas has signed a new eight year contract; even Jamie Theakston hasn’t been tied up for that long. Everton have been on the end of a few proper spankings at the hands of the Gunners in recent years; Arsenal are the weekend nap at 4/9 to whip them again.
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David Moyes would give his right arm to leave the Emirates with a
point, but that trade has only ever come off for Heather Mills. The Toffeemen
have conceded 26 goals on their last 7 visits to Highbury, a 3-0 win for the
Gunners tempts at 9/1.
Man City were absolutely murdered by an average Wigan team last
week; Beenie should never have let Pearce pick the team. Ben Thatcher returns
to the fold for City, Middlesbrough can snatch a point at a (forearm) smashing
9/4.
Newspapers can often make mistakes. I saw a headline of ‘Heskey
scores a wonder goal’ last weekend; of course it should have read, ‘Heskey
scores a goal…wonders will never cease’. Fulham v Wigan is a great fixture for
trend followers; the team playing at home have won the last eight matches. The
Cottagers are over priced at 11/10.
Iain Dowie is like the sun, you should never look directly at
him. I’m guessing that the strain must be showing as a result of Charlton’s
woeful form, Newcastle are the call at 4/5 to add to Dowie’s season of woe.
Andy Cole has announced that he wishes to be known as ‘Andrew’
from now on. Andy and Kanu are doing incredibly well for Pompey; I find it
incredible that they haven’t had a hip replaced. Portsmouth have an easy
looking match on paper at home to Reading; I fancy the draw at 12/5 if played
on grass.
Coleen McLoughlin deserves a lot of credit; when faced with the
mind-bending question of what do you give a man who has everything; she avoided
the easy answer of ‘Slim-Fast’. Rooney’s 21st birthday celebrations will not be
dampened at the Reebok, Man U will see off the Wanderers at 10/11.
This week’s accer is so cute, Madonna is considering adopting it.
Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd, Fulham and Tottenham are the selections, the payout
is a curvaceous 14/1.
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